Message from the staff and addressed to the Fashion Show organizers, after the Fashion Show - this is probably the funniest e-mail I have received in years.

"I'm not sure if you guys know about this - someone borrowed toilet seats, covers and brackets from maintenance for the Fashion show. The toilet covers were found on top of some lockers but the brackets are missing.

Can you please arrange for the brackets to be returned as soon as possible to maintenance?"

This was directly forwarded onto the Talking Toilets.