Heard in Class
One of my classmates was caught sleeping in our last accounting class. This tells you that no matter how Shakespearean the professor tries to present accounting, some brain just cannot connect...
This guy has to buy a bottle of champagne for the class. Not for having fallen asleep in class but for having been caught falling asleep in class.

Students calculating how much money they were losing if we started the class 2 minutes late. Notice no one wants the professor to make up for this time at the end of the class though.

A professor told us that the real learning would be through our peers, and that teachers are really there to justify the high tuition fees.