About some other student houses
Seen some amazing houses around here that get rented to students. Let’s take a look at what some ad could look like.

The service station house:.its unique location at the fork of a Route Nationale and a Departementale makes it the perfect place for hosting parties. With no neighbors, no one to bother if the music is still on at 4am. The promiscuity of a few car dealers proves to be extremely convenient for upcoming oil changes. The fact that the letterbox is an old style milk pot probably caused the loss of a few letters since the postman might have wondered where the mailbox was and then walked away in despair.

The English Garden House:
This house offers a key features that makes it oh so attractive: it has a pond with ducks and geese – no worries, the tenants do not have to feed them. It is unclear whether the landlord actually did count them, or if it is possible to sneak a couple to make some Foie Gras and Peking Duck. Amazing really how close these forest foxes get..

The Finnish House:
This house features a sauna, which enjoys a high demand among fellow students. Any motivated student with half a brain could develop a smart pricing system to offset his or her negative balance in the Wine Account.

The Color of Money House:
Located on the banks of the Seine, this house features a full size American Billiard Table and enable you to open your first night club and casino, test your newly acquired game theory skills and entertain lightly dressed ladies.

The Watermill:
This house was probably used as a décor for the French feature “Les Visiteurs”. Situated in lovely Moret Sur Loing, in the middle of the river, it comes furnished with an immense wooden table, stone walls, Middle Age fireplace and hanging shields over the front door. A few kayaks are kindly made available to future tenants wishing to fulfill their desire to set foot on the continent.